What's up? You've reached my blog. I'm Ashley, 18 years old. I'm an INTJ. I'm ridiculously self-conscious and bad at making the first move, so if you want to be my friend I suggest talking to me first.
I love Sherlock, Tom Hiddleston, Lord of the Rings and so many other things!
I want to be a massage therapist, with acting and photography on the side. Maybe I'll be a physical therapist, too, but I've yet to decide.
I like helping people, so if you want to talk, I'll always listen.
I want to be the SunDrop Girl. And Lindsey Stirling.
"My Husband is Robert Downey Jr., I'm a soldier, I have 2 kids, I live in the ocean, and my transportation is a shark." according to a game of MASH
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
who eats bread with a fork
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one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
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when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
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The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
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